I do not blog with my hand; he who blogs with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I blog with my mind.

(sorry for stealing your quote, Pam)

Robot Shopping Cart
I think we have a new Terminator spin-off show. Here is the premise: After John Connors once again foils the evil cyborgs, the terminators shake their fists at the heavens then send back a flaming pair of pants. The flaming pair of pants marries a shopping cart and moves in with the homeless people under the bridge. From their it plots destruction of the human race...but not before a series of 'Leave it Beaver' type follies make us all laugh and think.

Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles
I am now very afraid of the Nintendo corporation. I never thought video games had any effect on the youth of today. But, after watching this video I believe it does.
Although it is pretty amazing....we are DEVO!

How Not to Make Homemade Ice Cream
I don't blame these guys. Dry ice is one of the greatest miracles of nature. I have personally used it for all kinds of evil purposes. Putting it in the toilet made for a very special Halloween. But, I never thought of using it to make ice cream. Now I am glad I haven't.
The best part of this video is the guy's reaction.
Ben & Jerry were never this stoned.

Tea Partay
This is an older video, but I really like it. I have shown this video to many, many people and thought it would appropriate for a viral marketing blog. In fact, here is a stupid story:

"T'was the night before Christmas...
And the family was huddled around YouTube.
After watching videos of A-Rod's hamburger helper hand in 2004...
We watched this video and laughed...and laughed...then had sugar plums soaked in vodka."

Ok...so it doesn't rhythm. But this happened. The family got together on Christmas Eve (had quite a few drinks) and we watched all kinds of YouTube videos. If you think that sounds lame, we then all sat around singing to my father's Mitch Miller album. It was a perfect Sam Rockwell Christmas.

Stupid Canadiens' Chant -with a Boston flair
Well...the Boston Bruins just lost to the Canadiens. The series is now 3-1. It doesn't look good for the big bad Bs. I can't say I am surprised or upset. I have not been a big hockey fan since the last strike. But...the Canadiens' fans have to be told how stupid their European type chants are. Luckily I don't have to...this video says it all.
I love Boston fans. Even in the urine steamed bathrooms of the Boston Garden our New England sense of sarcasm & ridicule comes out.

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More goofiness (that only a Hasselhof could love)

Showdown
This is funny because it hits close to home. No, not because I just had a blow-out with my brother (it has been years since we drew firearms on each other), but because I just had a conversation with a buddy about this. This is one of those movie cliches that makes me laugh everytime I see it. It is similar to when guys get blown out windows after being shot, or that no one ever has to reload during a shootout.

Previously on Lost : What?
My hatred of the TV show 'Lost' is widely known, and this video captures that hatred perfectly. I hate shows that are confusing just to be confusing. Oh...they think giving only a little piece of the story away per episodes makes for thrilling TV...it doesn't. Try moving the story along quickly and having enough creativity to think of new story arcs...DUMB.
Now I'm angry. F*** Sayid!

Land Of Confusion
My entire life now makes sense. I used to love having birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese. But this video explains my love of bad pizza, heavy metal, video games and insatiable lust for Genesis songs.


Laser Music
I think Harmonix ripped this off when they made Guitar Hero and Rock Band. Imagine flailing about wildly...reaching out into the deepest part of the night...lost in the music (while in your mother's basement). Also, imagine the hours of fun your friends would have ridiculing you. Good Times.
My only other comment is why do they not have the Cantina song from the original Star Wars? That would Rock!
"Turn it down they say, and all I can say when they tell me turn it down is...NO. No-no, no-no, NO" What song is that from?


Hockey Bear
Let's play a little 'choose your own adventure' for this one.
You have just watched this video and thought:
a) It's a Paddington Bear come to life (turn to page )

b) The fall of Communism has been hard on the good folks of Russia (turn to page 3023 of your marxist handbook)

c) The greatest sports upset in history; 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team -The Miracle on Ice!

Power of YouTube

This video is a gift...from me to you. I have had this song in my head for days and I just wanted to share it with you. Thanks YouTube...for bringing my nightmares to life.